Talk Like a Pirate Day

Yar! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, so Captain Chris, the Freeport Pirate himself, sez ye get some booty. Fer today only, ye can grab the PDF version o’ the Freeport Trilogy Five Year Anniversary Edition. Fer free!
So hurry up ‘n’ click like a pirate, ya landlubber, before the Captain changes his mind and makes ya walk the plank.
X Marks the Spot
(Yar. Talk Like a Pirate Day be over. Hope ye make good use o’ the Freeport booty.)